With any divisive issue re: access to contraception for all, it’s always important to hear both sides of the story, which is why we’ve invited Rush Limbaugh here with us today. When that other side of the story comes from the crazed brain of an irrational
human monster, it’s always best to be drunk. Introducing Ladiez Luncheon Wednesday: Drinking Game Edition
LUSH LIMBAUGH: A Drinking Game for
Rush wouldn’t respond to our initial invitation of Ladiez Luncheon, so we did what any self-respecting “authorettes” would do—put on some masculine accents, dressed in drag, harassed a woman, and VOILA! He’s HERE! He has no idea we’re playing. So, get ready to get LUSHED.
1. Grab the nearest Limbaugh. Can be audio, video, or real thing, if you’ve invited him to your LadiezHJ lair disguised as a bro pad.
2. Pour your favorite beverage. Since you’re a slut, it’s definitely vodka or tequila cause they make your clothes come offffffff.
3. Drink when Lush Rush mentions any of the following: sluts, leftists, prostitutes, liberal media, feminazis, phony soldiers, bronze effigies, Michelle Obama’s weight.
4. Also drink when you:
Think about using birth control.
Pay for birth control.
Use birth control.
Engage in sexual intercourse…heterosexual intercourse. That’s the only kind.
Identify as a woman, lady, female.
Shhh shhh he’s starting.
“Good afternoon. I’m hear to talk to you about women. Or as I like to call them sluts. Slut slut slut when you think you’re slut slut slut is inevitably slut. When prostitutes slut with other slut sluts, I bigoted remark with no moral compass. Furthermore, round-heeled slut feminazis can’t even begin to understand my logic. You bunch of liberal media mean mean mean thing here. Listen to me sluts! Look at my bust!”
OmGah. Stop. Stop. WeRe gonna bisvk out. Pfff haha black out. Lez go get tAcoS.
We’ve got to sober up before all of our sponsors pull out. Wait. That’s the best way to prevent unwanted conservative spawnsors. The rhythm method WINS.