Posts tagged dating:

When it comes to serious romance questions, we’ve got you covered. Look at all that SCIENCE!
modernprimate:

(via How to Treat a Lady: Give Her Mood Lighting | Modern Primate | man, that’s deep)

When it comes to serious romance questions, we’ve got you covered. Look at all that SCIENCE!

modernprimate:

(via How to Treat a Lady: Give Her Mood Lighting | Modern Primate | man, that’s deep)

LHJ Talks Human Beings

It’s a life lesson, really:

People, when you start dating other people, don’t get boring! Just because you have a new girlfriend or lifepartner or whatever doesn’t mean you should let yourself turn into co-dependent uninteresting shadows of yourselves. Nobody likes that. Nobody. We asked your mom, and she HATES when you do that. 

Here’s a helpful quiz to help monitor your progress:

Do you find that when you have a significant other you:

a. Shrivel into a hovel
b. Stand in the corner at parties and talk only to each other
c. Keep being the same/better person, just with more monogamous sex

If you answered a or b, you’re boring. We want our friends back! If you answered c, you’ll be getting our small dinner party invite in the mail shortly.


"We’re going home early!" "Not if we do first!"

*This post brought to you by a certain couple that sucks the fun out of everything. You know who you are. No not you, you guys are cool. The one next to you. YEA.