Awesome Hallowlady Costumes: Day 3

So maybe you find Young Adult Fiction to be a bit beneath you, intellectually. And that’s fine. Odd. But fine. Perhaps you’re more concerned with the basic laws of physics governing the interactions and forces among elementary objects, the deep structure of space and time, and in particular the intersection of quantum mechanics and general relativity, where current theories and knowledge are unclear or breakdown altogether. We know. We read your diary.

That’s where SCIENCE comes in: The Large Hadron Collider. (No, not Hardon Collider, Hallowfrat McBro). Hadron is definitely a lady name. And “Large Hadron Collider” might be our new roller derby character. Did we mention we’re starting a roller derby team? You should join.

Large Hadron Collider

This’ll be easy to put together. 

The Look: SCIENCE! 

Construction: Proton beams, Dipole and Quadrupole magnets, and some copper-clad niobium-titanium. All available at your local Joann Fabrics. 

Behavior: High-speed collisions, spontaneous creation of new particles and uncovering the mysteries of LIFE. Once the party is in full swing, fall asleep for a little bit in the middle of the room. Then wake up and shout, “Is it 2014, yet?!” because that’s when the Hadron will be turned up to full energy again. 

Choice Sayings for Authentic Party Interactions:
“Is that the Higg’s Boson?? Oh nm it’s just a bowl of peeled grapes. I’m gonna go touch them.”
“Have you ever been to the Franco-Swiss border? I know a lovely underground compound there.”
“May I borrow your fine china, preferably the circular ones. I’d like to smash them together real quick.”

I AM MASS. I AM ENERGY.

These ladies look great.