Posts tagged DADT:

You’ve Been Awful Quiet,Rick Santorum :( 
Where have you been? OH WAIT. THERE YOU ARE. And in 140 characters no less. 


Keep those gloves on Ricky, because it’s about to be a girl fight. And by “girl fight” we mean rational discourse with regards to real HUMAN feelings. You know, like love and stuff, regardless of sexual orientation.  

You’ve Been Awful Quiet,
Rick Santorum :( 

Where have you been? OH WAIT. THERE YOU ARE. And in 140 characters no less. 

Keep those gloves on Ricky, because it’s about to be a girl fight. And by “girl fight” we mean rational discourse with regards to real HUMAN feelings. You know, like love and stuff, regardless of sexual orientation.  

Common Human Etiquette: Lesson #2011 Proper Boo Usage

Fridays are supposed to be fun, right!? Unfortunately, we’re having a hard time enjoying ourselves with this tiny nugget we can’t unsee or unhear: 

And now presenting a video of small-minded douche turds  (takes deep breath) individuals, that booed out and proud gay soldier, Stephen Hill, at last night’s GOP debate. 

We know. We can’t believe it either. 

But alas, as naturally forgiving people, we’re going to give those small-minded individuals douche tards the benefit of the doubt. Maybe they didn’t know how to use boo!? That’s a real possibility, right? Maybe boo usage wasn’t a part of their elementary school curriculum. Or maybe they’re from a country where boo is like a verbal high-five. Or maybe they were upset at the lack of HD quality video. Or maybe Boo Radley was there, and they were trying to get his attention. These are all real possibilities.

However, to fend off any future misusage/miscommunication, we’ve taken it upon ourselves to develop a handy little guide to help everyone know when and where to use a disapproving boo. Right click, save as “wisdom,” control P that shit and put it in your pocket. 

For laminated pocket versions, please email us at ladiezhj@gmail.com, and tell us the last time you used boo appropriately. 

T.I.A.P.A.D.A.D.T.: This Is A Post About Don’t Ask Don’t Tell

Today is abuzz with Don’t Ask Don’t Tell. Even Gaga’s hot on the trail, as the vote is this afternoon. And let’s be honest, if the repeal doesn’t happen today it’ll happen soon because it is downright discriminatory.

And so in preparation for the D.A.D.T. repeal we’ve decided to reclaim the accronym. Have you really thought about the implications of this repeal? It means D.A.D.T. is up for grabs! Think of the countless organizations, local businesses and PSAs that will emerge once the Don’t Ask Don’t Tell stigma has died down!

We’ve collected just a few that are itching for a chance to be the next nationally-recognized/abhorred D.A.D.T.:


Do Ask Do Tell: The Gay Military Social Network

Definitely Aim for Dope Things: Inspiration for all. Chyaaa right on

Definitive Anno Domini Timeline: Because we want to be sure we’re keeping track of things since Christ died

Dames And Dogs Trustfund: Helping women help dogs through school

Dance And Dance Together: A campaign for more middle school mixers

Dudes Aggressively Dancing Together: A campaign for, like, more boys’ nights out!

Dunking and Dribbling for Taiwan: A basketball fundraiser! For toy factories!

Delta Alpha Delta Tau: Finally getting this frat the recognition it deserves

Dads and Daughters Tango: The new reality show this fall on TLC

District Attorneys Demand TV: Now that Law & Order is over, who’s giving screen time to the DA’s??

Drain Atlantis, Donald Trump!: You’ve got the cash! We need new honeymoon resorts! Unearth the treasures, already!

Das A Darn Tootin’: Something old something new. A campaign for a new catchphrase!

Dilly And Dally Together: A support group for the lazy

Dental, Auto, Dermatology Team: Your Most Comprehensive Insurance for Teeth, Car and Skin

GoDaddy better get ready because this looks like a wave of www.dadt.com heading our very very GAY way.