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The Botany of Sexy Chaos Just doing some casual weeding this...

Thu, 02 May 2013 12:53:24 -0400

The Botany of Sexy Chaos

Just doing some casual weeding this week, getting to the root of all evil. Whew.

Luckily, One More Soul is pumping out the gardening knowledge so that we all can learn 1. how strong family life is grown, and 2. that burying used diaphragms in your front yard is responsible for all the sexy chaos/dandelions.

How to #DrinkLikeaLady Thank the afternoon margarita gods up in...

Wed, 10 Apr 2013 15:34:00 -0400

How to #DrinkLikeaLady

Thank the afternoon margarita gods up in heaven that the Skinnygirl brand keeps adding fun drinks to their line of alcohols - and even fun TIPS. They’re teaching the internet how to #drinklikealady. Or rather, that if one has the reproductive power to birth life that she must #drinklikealady or else go through life as a sad Frumpyfemale.

We’ve got even more giggle ways to bats eyelashes drink like a skinny lady!!!!

Drink Skinnygirl while swimming in a pile of underwear from Victoria’s Secret PINK. WEEE! #drinklikealady
Drink Bare Naked Vodka while eating cupcakes at your combination bridal/baby shower brunch! #drinklikealady
Drink Skinnygirl Sweet ‘N Tart while wearing pearls. ‘Scuse me pearl thong. omgsexy! #drinklikealady
Dissolve some birth control in your Skinnygirl Miss Goody Two-Blues, stir. #drinklikealady
Manicure, pedicure, vatoo, vajazzle and vaginal ~~reconstruction~~ ahem rejuvenation. THEN, sip your Skinnyminis. #drinklikealady
Find a boyfriend first who will propose to you before you move in together, or you can’t drink any of your Lady Like Lime :( #drinklikealady
Filter your Red Headed Skinnygirl through a sanitary napkin or stir with a tampon before drinking #drinklikealady
Birth a child and then use the placenta as bitters in your Skinnygirl Bikini Cubra Libre #drinklikealady
Guzzle your Skinnygirl White Cranberry Cosmo from a Diva Cup #drinklikealady
Drink 25% less Skinnygirl than your male counterparts because OOPS that’s what you can afford to do when you #drinklikealady

If you have anymore tips on how to #drinklikealady send them to @ladiezhj because we have to finish this razzlematazzle vagberry cocktail. STAT.

Ladiez Luncheon Wednesday: Palatable Justice Today’s lunchbreak...

Wed, 27 Mar 2013 16:01:39 -0400

Ladiez Luncheon Wednesday: Palatable Justice

Today’s lunchbreak for the Supreme Court hearing is sponsored by LADIEZ HJ. All sides of the table are invited!

Even with all the complex legalese thrown around in these proceedings, there’s also been a ~~fair~~ gross amount of “I just ate a sour lemon” face when talking about marriage equality. We’re looking at you, conservatives, liberals, heteros, queers, Corey from Ms. Johnson’s 5th grade science class + SCALIA. It seems everyone needs a reminder of some basic tongue biology. That’s why this Ladiez Luncheon Wednesday is serving up a meal full of palate-cleansing treats made to hit all the right notes. Which notes, you ask?

Today’s lunch selection will hit the following taste regions:

What we have for you today is a healthy portion of Equality - very palatable, even for the conservative tongue - then the second course hits right there in the heart and soul of your Compassion taste buds. A quick and simple 3rd course targets your Logic. Unfortunately, we’re still working on our 4th dish back in the kitchen, but be sure it’s complex flavor profile and expansive idea of freedom will get you right in the Civil Rights region.

Thank you, Chef. When humans are at the center of the discussion, we should remember that we all have the same taste buds. Also, that we all respond well to FOOD METAPHORS! (#nomSciencenom).

This just in from the newstands: Top 50 Tips for What to Wear...

Fri, 22 Mar 2013 15:57:00 -0400

This just in from the newstands:

Top 50 Tips for
What to Wear This Season

Wear something long
Wear something short
Wear a vest
Wear a skort
Wear something with a sleeve
Wear 3 sleeves
Wear something with a 2 ¾ sleeve
No sleeves
Just leaves
Wear something see-through
Wear something Sea-Doo
Wear something that you can safely pee through
Wear something leather or lace
Something to match your head brace
Layer up or layer down
Wear that one outfit from the movie The Town
Wear something tight
Wear something loose
Duck duck wear a goose (dress)
Wear all black
Wear all white
Wear that one color that is kind of green, but like blue, but more green in sunshine, but like blue in other lights and almost brown in the mirror, the one that matches your eyes
Wear two pants, which is a pair
Please do something, anything with your hair
Don’t touch your hair!
Or cut it off and wear it as a bear
Wear heels
Wear flats
Wear heel flats aka platforms aka next-level spats
Wear ear feet (Just kidding. That’s not real.)
Wear feet earrings
Try v-neck
Try cowl-neck
Try scoop-neck
Make sure to have a shirt with a hole-shaped space for your neck
Wear girlfriend jeans
Wear your boyfriend’s boyfriend’s girlfriend’s ex-fiance’s cousin’s boyfriend’s mom’s jeans
Make sure they’re clean
For this season, think recycled trees
Think bees knees
Think Mr. Freeze
Wear a tease
Wear trends
Wear the bends
Make a friend… who shares
Whether you’re pear shaped, banana boned, pickled petite or sweaty
WEAR WHATEVER YOU WANT
WHENEVER YOU WANT
WITH PRIDE
FASHION

By LHJeuss
American Fashion Poet Laureate 2013

Ladiez Luncheon Wednesday: Garden of Eden’s Crush Because we...

Wed, 20 Mar 2013 16:10:00 -0400

Ladiez Luncheon Wednesday: Garden of Eden’s Crush

Because we need to get over ourselves, say goodbye to winter, and start living our best Spring lives. #bestspringlife

After a long winter hibernation, we seem to have gained a lot of dead brain weight: poorly covered national events, shitty politicians, growing reproductive restrictions, and the bafflingly omnipresent Ugg boot, to name a few.

According to science, the best way to shed and shred that synapse sog is through a healthy pastime that gets you mentally and physically stimulated, like gardening! So for this year’s very first Ladiez Luncheon Wednesday, we are planting new seeds in the hopes of growing a luscious garden of good things for the spring, filled with the most succulent petals, expansive bushes, and unctuous moisture (it’s a jungle!). Choose your seed pack below, and be sure to tend daily:

Domina vita: For a fertile plot of land that develops a diverse array of awesome, groundbreaking fauna––this is a seed packet for girls doing cool shit. Everyone talks about this part of the garden with respect, love, and zero victim-blaming.

Feminus ultimus: For tall, boss-like plants. Grows best in areas with high levels of estrogen. If you’re allergic to the spread of good ideas and/or Hillary Clinton, get over it because you don’t belong in this part of the garden or anywhere on Earth.

Matrimonium aequalitas: These plants grow best when planted in pairs. Feel free to mix and match your budding couples any way you like because any combination will be as beautiful as the last. For ideal ground conditions, stay away from slippery slopes.

Uterus libertatem: This seed packet pretty much tends itself, so no need to bring your transvaginal ultrasound equipment for these plants.

Once you’ve chosen your seed pack, plant ASAP, and continue to water with conscious action and a lot of glucose. Seriously, we need to grow some good stuff like NOW.

The Youth Are At Risk First marriage, then Glee, now even...

Thu, 31 Jan 2013 15:16:45 -0500

The Youth Are At Risk

First marriage, then Glee, now even America’s school hallways aren’t safe from IT. “IT” being that ever-ominous problem lurking behind each door: The Gay.

Thankfully, Tennessee is leading the charge with a law to make sure that the moment there is a whiff of risky gay behavior in school, teachers ~~will be forced to~~ will have the power to contain and quarantine IT within the student’s family. According to the “Don’t Say Gay” bill, teachers will be required to tell parents if a child is gay and will also be prohibited from discussing IT further with their students. EVER.

To go with the proposed new law, we’ve created a handbook for school professionals who will be facing these threats of gay every day. We know what you’re thinking, “It’s not my place to out these children to their families because family rejection is a real possibility, and a real problem. I want to be a source of support for my students. I want them to know that they can come talk to me about anything. I don’t want to be another authority figure telling them they can’t be who they are.” To which we say, 1. You want a lot of stuff; and 2. Do your JOB.

Educators of America, you got into this business because you care about the development of young minds. And by development of young minds we mean the close monitoring and policing of their sexual identity, so you can squash it for the rest of us. Read on!

Gay Times, Desperate Measures: The Official GOP-sanctioned Handbook

Chapter 1

For use in situations of students engaging in, or at risk of engaging in, or perhaps you imagine him/her engaging in behavior injurious to the pre-determined hetero-ideal student type.

The Problem

Student: [INSERT YOUR NAME HERE], I’m gay.

The Solution

1. Avoidance. Pretend you didn’t hear them say, “gay.” If you didn’t hear it, then there’s no reason to discuss it. Hijacking an important conversation from the lips of our youth and deflecting it towards something lighthearted and fun is what education is all about. Try these detours:

“Oh! Did you say Old Bay? I love that seasoning, too!”
“No, I’m sorry. We won’t be working with clay this afternoon, just macaroni and feathers.”
“How’d you know that Macy Gray is one of my favorites! I try to say goodbye and I choke, try to grade your test and I crumble. Haha. Just kidding. Get out of here.”

2. Tough love. If the rhyme scheme fails, make sure they know you’re there to provide absolutely no emotional support. Ever. Because you might get fired for it. For example, if a student comes to you crying about his/her gay just say:

“Did somebody die? No? Well then stop crying.”

If somebody did in fact pass away and they are also coming out to you, then pat them on the back gently and say:

“I’m going to need you to stop crying.”

3. POP QUIZ. Hand out the following relationship comprehension test.

Choose the correct answer.
It’s Adam and Eve. Not Adam and Steve. Or Madam and Eve.

____ True ____Yes ____ Duh ____ Absolutely

4. Resources. Below you’ll find the names of several very well-respected ~~conversion camps~~ soul-freeing foundations that may be of use to your students:

Sleepagayaway Camp
P & V Ranch
Tall Straight Narrow Pines
Boy Scouts of America

5. Hands-on activity. Tear out the worksheet from the back of this booklet. It has a series of perforated slips with the following words printed on them: sexuality, emotions, feelings, questioning, relationships, self-worth, confidence, respect, etc. Copy and cut as many as you need, then direct the student(s) in question to grab the class broom and sweep these bits of paper under the class rug.

6. Emergency snack time. If all else fails, serve tacos to the boys, and hot dogs to the girls. They can’t ask questions with their mouths full of heteroSNAXual norms.

___________________________________________________________________

If the student in question (-able morals) still cannot un-gay after all these helpful and heartfelt interventions, report them immediately to the parents. Whatever you do, DO NOT have a real conversation. Open dialogue takes time and effort, and as teachers we know you don’t care about your kids that much.

Follow these steps, galvanize your heart, and avoid creating a safe space for students where they can be themselves. Because this nation will be built on unfeeling, heartless automatons of information. And if you ask us, this is definitely what we should be spending our tax dollars on when it comes to America’s youth. There is absolutely nothing else that comes to mind that could be more pressing.

TIME TO BREAK FOR LUNCH! Chick-fil-a’s in the cafeteria, ya’ll!!!

Our Bodies, Our Hashtags The techblogosphere/that one girl from...

Tue, 18 Dec 2012 17:40:51 -0500

Our Bodies, Our Hashtags

The techblogosphere/that one girl from middle school’s facebook page is UP IN ARMS today. What is the latest object of all our vitriol and angst? Well our favorite artsy fartsy photo sharing service, Instagram, has recently revealed that they will now be able to sell our photos for profit!!!!! Weeeee! Industry! EL CAPITAL.

Before we started crying over spilled sepia milk, we needed to think long and hard about the true meaning of ~~Christmas~~ Instagram. And here’s where we landed (after an unwinnable tangential discussion about which filter is the best): It’s not the instantaneous nostalgia, or homogenous plate pics, or even the way your tortoise shell frames glow in the specially-focused moonlight that we’re worried about. We’re worried about dick pics. Everyone is worried about their dick pics. Foodie pics, cutie lil selfies…they are a dime a dozen. But your dick. That dick pic is yours and yours alone. Don’t let the man get a hold of your dick, man.

So what do we do when the going gets tough? The tough get entrepreneurial.

Ladiez Home Journal is proud to present a new kind of photo sharing service where you can post your dick pics, side-boob shots, and that collage of your butt made up of dick picks and side-boobs without fear.

You own all submissions to Kewlpix. Now you can rest easy knowing that those bordered photos of your bulge are yours and yours alone.

Do we have the right to blow up this picture of your oversized tank with exposed side boob and post it on the wall of our corporate office? Read the fine print. You’ll def get credit for it. What’s your name again…allbuttnofilter? That’s your handle? And no, we’re not collecting pictures of your body for our own pleasure.

Kewlpix: Where your dick pics are safe.

Romney’s Healthcare Plan for Women Mitt Romney knows about...

Mon, 22 Oct 2012 17:37:00 -0400

Romney’s Healthcare Plan for Women

Mitt Romney knows about the real issues that affect women. He hired one once! Her name is Ann. Basically, he knows what it’s like to be a woman in this country.

Armed with that intimate knowledge, Romney is well on his way to wooing the largest voting constituency and what better time to reveal his healthcare plan for women then right before tonight’s debate. You might be thinking to yourself. What? Romney? Plan? That’s strange. But it’s real. And we have it! An LHJ exclusive. Straight from Rafalca’s mouth:

Rom Your BODney
By Williard Mitt Romney, GOP Presidential Nominee, Former Governor of Massachusetts and Amatuer Gynecologist

Abortion: This section of my health care plan is really special, because I decide for each and every case if we will cover your abortion. Talk about personal service! Usually I’ll cover abortions for really really terrible circumstances like when the mother’s life is at stake because alien eggs have been forcibly laid into a her stomach. If a woman gives consent to an extraterrestrial being, becomes pregnant and then decides that it might not be the right time for an alien baby… well, sorry I’m not sorry, but I’ve decided that you’re going to keep it.

Life begins at implantation.

Contraceptives: Women are delicate like flowers. And so I like to leave my opinion on contraception up to a bouquet of God’s finest daisies. What’ll it be today? Let’s find out: She gets contraceptives. She doesn’t get contraceptives. She gets contraceptives. She doesn’t get contraceptives. She gets contraceptives. She doesn’t contraceptives :( The answer is clear. We can try again tomorrow.

This is also a good abstinence activity.

Mammograms: Mitt is the tits! (I have a sense of humor, ladies!!!) But seriously though, just so everyone knows, boobs are cool. I am all for them aesthetically. Also, they don’t seem to need that much upkeep. So we’re taking all that money we spend on Planned Parenthood and funneling it somewhere worthwhile: a charitable organization that provides Mormon sacred garments with a built-in shelf bra for every eligible* woman in America. No breast left behind.

I made this myself! With my humor!

Pre-Existing Conditions: This one’s important, so pardon me while I climb up on this gold soap box, which incidentally is filled with my favorite Himalayan hand-picked lavender and lynx milk soap. If you are a woman with pre-existing conditions, we won’t turn you away. Specifically, if you are a woman born without ligans foveas, which is a very serious condition indeed. Do not fret. My plan will completely cover your three-hole-punch surgery, no questions asked. Now you can get back to living your life in the binder of qualified females. Ann loves it there!

Science! Medicine! You’re gonna like the way you look.
________________________________________________________________________________

HE GOT THERE. You thought he was just going to forget about the bit about women in binders after the internet played around with it for a whole week but he didn’t and now he’s putting it into law! If that doesn’t sound like Mitt Romney knows women, well then twist your own arm and bully yourself into belief.

*For all qualified females who worship the correct God, above the age of 23 but below the age of 75. No uglies. No sluts. No weirdos with strange hairdos. No atheists. Noone who eats any kind of dairy or processed sugar.

How to Treat a Lady: Political Swag Election day is less than 80...

Wed, 22 Aug 2012 08:47:14 -0400

How to Treat a Lady: Political Swag

Election day is less than 80 days away, and what better way to show your support than with useful/necessary products with the faces/logos of your favorite presidential candidate.

Obama and Romney certainly think so, because they are hitting the ladies hard with their 2012 Campaign Stores. But now that the Comeback Kids are on their way, these new Romney/Ryan gift totes may just tip the scales. Check out the sweet merch they want all American females and their friends to have. (But especially females. &#$@ they need your vote.)

AMERICA’S COMEBACK TOTE

Romney and Ryan are pro-tshirt and want to remind you that a politifetus’ heart starts beating at Day 0:

You’ll have a clear head to vote when you aren’t selling your body to the night. Even though it’s under your clothes, He’ll know. And by He we mean GodMitt Romney:

You’re getting sleepy, so sleepy. And so straight! That’s a real gift. For you. For America. For the world:

Romney wants you to have this big stack of Monopoly money, because Americans should earn their own damn living:

And finally, speaking of money, Romney will pay to send all non-Americans outta here. Congratulations, you illegal aliens! Think of it as a vacation, not deportation:

A successful campaign is a campaign that provides swag for all different types of voters. Especially heathens.

Originally posted at Modern Primate.

How to Treat a Lady: Give Her the Gold What will we do without...

Wed, 15 Aug 2012 10:22:00 -0400

How to Treat a Lady: Give Her the Gold

What will we do without the Olympics now?? Be inspired in the bedroom.

You are saying a lot more than you think clicking that little...

Fri, 03 Aug 2012 14:28:41 -0400

You are saying a lot more than you think clicking that little like button.

modernprimate:

She’s got her Spotify stream connected to her wall, which provides pretty constant updates on what she’s listening to. You want her to know that you like listening to music, too (currency of our generation, etc etc). But only the uber-cool, underground, above ground, turned mainstream, made a left turn onto obscurestream and once in a while throwbacks your audiophile friends talk about when they’re high and standing out on the street after a cool concert they didn’t invite you to. But you’re not high…and you’re on Facebook. And this is the girl you like. So you like all her music posts and concert photos and maybe nothing else, remaining aloof and yet seemingly musically inclined. You are: a Pitchdork

Read the rest: How to Treat a Lady: Like Her Likes

How to Treat a Lady: Weather-Based Sex Ed Because metaphors...

Tue, 10 Jul 2012 16:26:01 -0400

How to Treat a Lady: Weather-Based Sex Ed

Because metaphors work.

modernprimate: RAINBOW WATCH Skittles: Do NOT have your...

Fri, 29 Jun 2012 13:39:25 -0400

modernprimate:

RAINBOW WATCH

Skittles: Do NOT have your children taste these, or it’s sexualized “rainbow.”
Lucky Charms: A gay leprachaun pushing sugar drugs? Nope.
Funfetti Cake: You may think it’s white cake, until one of your kids chokes on the blasphemy that is the poorly-concealed rainbow sprinkles.

It’s not just food, it’s things. What’s a family-loving person to do about rainbow things?!

Lisa Frank Trapper Keepers: Your kids are begging for them because they’re laced with unicorns and rainbow pandas, but you must stand firm. There will be no gay interspecies polygamy in this house.
Crayons: Crayola has made it damn near impossible to avoid a rainbow stacked box. If your child wants the 128 pack of crayons, buy 128 different boxes of them and then spend the night before school starts separating each color into its own box. They’ll thank you when they have a whole box of Jazzberry Jam and not a lifetime of weird butt stuff.
Thong sandals: Don’t you dare slip your sweaty feet into Rainbows. Ew the word thong is notfamily language.

Apple Computers: Sure they’re great, but…when that computer freezes? Oh you see a rainbow, huh? That’s the dreaded rainbow wheel of death and it has reared its ugly gay head. THROW YOUR MACBOOK AIR AWAY.

Continue reading: How to Treat a Lady: Somewhere Away From the Rainbow | Modern Primate | man, that’s deep

We are on full rainbow alert.

Ladiez Luncheon Wednesday: Girls <3<3<3<3 Science We...

Wed, 27 Jun 2012 16:17:52 -0400

Ladiez Luncheon Wednesday: Girls <3<3<3<3 Science

We really appreciate you all coming to our special luncheon presentation on Girlscience. Special shout out to the European Commission for putting that darling, little video together. To thank you all for coming today, please grab a goodie-girl-science-bag on the way out. In it, you’ll find:

A pink lab coat
A platinum, diamond-encrusted pipette
A Skinny Girl petri dish

Now, get out there and discover something. Wait! Don’t forget your pumps. Science… It’s a girl thing!

Sorry, Marie Curie. We’re sorry that you’ve always spelled science with an “i” and not a tube of lipstick.

It’s the type of global warming we should all support. How...

Fri, 22 Jun 2012 15:10:00 -0400

It’s the type of global warming we should all support. How to Treat a Lady: Global Vagina Warming.

modernprimate:

V@9!/\/@ GAMESSSSS

Here’s an easy one to start with, it’s called “Rhymes with Regina.” Please note, in every round, Regina pronounces her name with a long i. Now get to it!

Wordsmiths will love this one: Give your favorite fellow congressperson a Scrabble board and six letters: i, n, g, v, and 2 a’s. Who needs Words with Friends when you can have V-Words with Political Colleagues!

Open with a handclap rhythm. Then do this dance. This has nothing to do with V-games, but you did it, didn’t you?

Time for a big group game of Tagteam Spelling: Female Anatomy Limited Edition! Everyone gets to wear fun hats for this one: With a group of 30-40 people, choose two of your favorite friends. Line them up in front of the room, or statehouse, or wherever your celebration may be. Assign one friend the sound, “va” and the other “gina.” See how long it takes them to form a word…extra points for shouting!

Continue Reading: How to Treat a Lady: Global Vagina Warming| Modern Primate | man, that’s deep

It’s probably best to memorize these romantic and...

Fri, 15 Jun 2012 16:20:47 -0400

It’s probably best to memorize these romantic and educational poems prior to wooing.

modernprimate:

Now, that you’ve set the groundwork for an evening of choice ass poetry…or is it choice ass-poetry? Either way, read on to find out how you can really tug at her heartstrings. The ones that are connected to her brain and her vagina. Like this romantic AND informative limerick you could recite in an intimate situation.

There once was a smart young lady
Who wasn’t ready to have a baby
With no birth control around
Planned Parenthood run aground
She stopped having sex. JK. That’s crazy.

Continue Reading: How to Treat a Lady: Serenade Her with Truths | Modern Primate | man, that’s deep

When it comes to serious romance questions, we’ve got you...

Fri, 01 Jun 2012 16:59:32 -0400

When it comes to serious romance questions, we’ve got you covered. Look at all that SCIENCE!

modernprimate:

(via How to Treat a Lady: Give Her Mood Lighting | Modern Primate | man, that’s deep)

Quick reminder on proper mounting technique: modernprimate: In...

Wed, 23 May 2012 17:15:21 -0400

Quick reminder on proper mounting technique:

modernprimate:

In this age of internet, does anyone know how to do it anymore?? To prepare for a strong mount, it’s important to make someone feel good and comfortable and safe. Make sure to take care of that. Clear some space. You’re going to need some room for proper technique. Also, be mindful of your neighbors. All that hammering around can be inconsiderate if done at odd hours. (via How to Treat a Lady: Mount Her | Modern Primate | man, that’s deep)

SPAM YOUR MOMS WITH COUPS! Also, if you can figure out that fine...

Fri, 11 May 2012 17:08:39 -0400

SPAM YOUR MOMS WITH COUPS!

Also, if you can figure out that fine print, we will award you with all 5 coupons printed out. Talk about a Mother’s Day gift.

modernprimate:

FYI: Your mom’s a lady.
Now before you start raining down Hershey’s Kisses and floral bouquets and other pink-themed STUFF on this Mother’s Day parade, take a step back and give her the gift that someone else put together for you: coupons. All you need to do is right click + save as “momfun_momgift” + and Ctrl-P for instant Mother’s Day presents.

How To Treat a Lady: Your Mom’s a Lady

How to Treat a Lady: Romance MENu, Millennial Edition

Mon, 07 May 2012 15:53:13 -0400

How to Treat a Lady: Romance MENu, Millennial Edition:

“I’m giving this menu 5 out of 5 diabetes stars. They’re the best kind because they’re sugar free.” - Paula Deen

“I’ve traveled the world without making a single reservation at any of the restaurants I’ve dined at. This is just a menu, not a restaurant, and I’ve already made a return reservation to this menu.” - Anthony Bourdain

“It was delicious. A triumph for male cooks everywhere. Like me! I’m a male cook. I think.” - Grimace

Ladiez Home Journal

The Botany of Sexy Chaos Just doing some casual weeding this...

The Botany of Sexy Chaos

How to #DrinkLikeaLady Thank the afternoon margarita gods up in...

How to #DrinkLikeaLady

Ladiez Luncheon Wednesday: Palatable Justice Today’s lunchbreak...

Ladiez Luncheon Wednesday: Palatable Justice

This just in from the newstands: Top 50 Tips for What to Wear...

Top 50 Tips for What to Wear This Season

Ladiez Luncheon Wednesday: Garden of Eden’s Crush Because we...

Ladiez Luncheon Wednesday: Garden of Eden’s Crush

The Youth Are At Risk First marriage, then Glee, now even...

The Youth Are At Risk

Our Bodies, Our Hashtags The techblogosphere/that one girl from...

Our Bodies, Our Hashtags

Romney’s Healthcare Plan for Women Mitt Romney knows about...

Romney’s Healthcare Plan for Women

How to Treat a Lady: Political Swag Election day is less than 80...

How to Treat a Lady: Political Swag

How to Treat a Lady: Give Her the Gold What will we do without...

How to Treat a Lady: Give Her the Gold

You are saying a lot more than you think clicking that little...

How to Treat a Lady: Weather-Based Sex Ed Because metaphors...

modernprimate: RAINBOW WATCH Skittles: Do NOT have your...

Ladiez Luncheon Wednesday: Girls <3<3<3<3 Science We...

Ladiez Luncheon Wednesday: Girls <3<3<3<3 Science

It’s the type of global warming we should all support. How...

It’s probably best to memorize these romantic and...

When it comes to serious romance questions, we’ve got you...

Quick reminder on proper mounting technique: modernprimate: In...

SPAM YOUR MOMS WITH COUPS! Also, if you can figure out that fine...

How to Treat a Lady: Romance MENu, Millennial Edition

Top 50 Tips for
What to Wear This Season