Beyonce, We Want to Know About You

In re: “Girls (We Run the World)” and various related performances.

10 Important Questions:

How do the physics work with your high heels?

Can you just give a few more specific details about running the world? (examples could be legislation, political ideologies, social programs, etc.)

Who do you look to for advice on tech gadgets?

I’m easily distracted…why are those other girls behind you on that syndicated television program?

If you were allowed to, would you keep hyenas for pets?

Do you ever look into the mirror for a long time until your face starts looking different and then morphing and then it seems like your skin melts off and then you blink and laugh and that never happened??

Have you ever played “Light as a Feather, Stiff as a Board”?

What’s the deal with Arkansas these days?

On a scale from 1-Hov, how fun is dating Jay-Z? 

Do you miss Destiny’s Child? Or do you miss out-singing them?

5 More Important Questions:

When you pack for a move, do you always put boxes to the left?

My gramma went through chemo too- how hard is it to be a survivor?

Would you put a ring around this?

 Are you going to write a song about the id and the super ego too?!?!?

What’s your second favorite first person shooter games?