Ladiez Luncheon Wednesday: Seeking DJ Friends

Mailbag Q of the Week:

Hey LHJ,
I love theatre and there are plenty of great strong-willed lady characters. Who are your favorites and why?
Sincerely,
djgj

Dear djgj,

Great question. Are you a DJ?? It sounds like you really like music. Can’t imagine why you’d have a name like that if you didn’t like music, right? Hahaha, we answered our own question! So, do you DJ at parties and stuff? Because we’ve been meaning to throw a party. So we should get your number. There are so many possibilities with party themes, you know? For example, costumes should definitely be REQUIRED. And themed drinks are a must. Music that accompanies the theme would be the most important! Let’s be friends! Just kidding. 

Anyway, back to the point. What was the question? Who’s our favorite bodybuilder? Oh! Now that you mention it, we could really use a DJ for our upcoming performance piece: STRONG WILLED LADIEZ: A MUSICAL REVIEW. Primary ingredients include: steel girders, projected videos of fire ant rafts, a slam poetry version of invisible light. And wigs. Lots and lots of weaves/wigs. Let’s be friends!

OK focus on the question. Ummm… Annie? Gypsy Rose Lee? Mrs. Givings? Dora the Explorer LIVE? Just tell us the answer already and let us be your friend we need a DJ friend FASTTTTT.

(DJ Friends Sold Separately)