How to Treat a Lady: Political Swag
Election day is less than 80 days away, and what better way to show your support than with useful/necessary products with the faces/logos of your favorite presidential candidate.
Obama and Romney certainly think so, because they are hitting the ladies hard with their 2012 Campaign Stores. But now that the Comeback Kids are on their way, these new Romney/Ryan gift totes may just tip the scales. Check out the sweet merch they want all American females and their friends to have. (But especially females. &#$@ they need your vote.)
AMERICA’S COMEBACK TOTE
Romney and Ryan are pro-tshirt and want to remind you that a politifetus’ heart starts beating at Day 0:
You’ll have a clear head to vote when you aren’t selling your body to the night. Even though it’s under your clothes, He’ll know. And by He we mean GodMitt Romney:
You’re getting sleepy, so sleepy. And so straight! That’s a real gift. For you. For America. For the world:
Romney wants you to have this big stack of Monopoly money, because Americans should earn their own damn living:
And finally, speaking of money, Romney will pay to send all non-Americans outta here. Congratulations, you illegal aliens! Think of it as a vacation, not deportation:
A successful campaign is a campaign that provides swag for all different types of voters. Especially heathens.
Originally posted at Modern Primate.