We really appreciate you all coming to our special luncheon presentation on Girlscience. Special shout out to the European Commission for putting that darling, little video together. To thank you all for coming today, please grab a goodie-girl-science-bag on the way out. In it, you’ll find:
A pink lab coat
A platinum, diamond-encrusted pipette
A Skinny Girl petri dish
Now, get out there and discover something. Wait! Don’t forget your pumps. Science… It’s a girl thing!
Sorry, Marie Curie. We’re sorry that you’ve always spelled science with an “i” and not a tube of lipstick.