How to Treat a Lady: Give Her Photo Friendship

Relationships are hard. They take time, effort, love, considering someone else’s feelings, grabbing drinks, dinner parties, phone calls, emails, telegrams, matching tattoos…HARD. Whether you have a friend(s) or significant other(s) there is one surefire way to solve any problem that ails you, human to human.

Do you ever find yourself thinking, “I’m so annoyed with my friend right now!” Or “Why isn’t this relationship working?” Or “I wonder who my real mom is.” Well, if you answered yes to either of the first two, then do we have a solution for you:

Run to the nearest photobooth.

Real scenario: Two friends are at each other’s throats on a Friday night out. You’re not dancing at the same tempo and she keeps going to the bathroom. Thoughts of the last time she didn’t wash her dishes bubble up as you’re about to leave, when you spy the nearest mechanical savior. SOLVED.

Testimonial: “I was so close to throwing you out of my apartment. Then you suggested a photobooth photoshoot and I was like YES!”

Real scenario: You and your girlfriend just got into a big fight because you didn’t pay enough attention to her at the 1 on 1 dinner you had in your apartment. Unfortunately, you promised your mutual friends you’d meet them out, so you HAVE to go. TOGETHER. Luckily, just past the bar, behind a group of girls in fashion tops, you spy your ticket to harmony. A curtained safe haven. Relationship SOLVED.

BONUS Together 4Ever Tip: Try goofy face. Normal face. Goofy face. Kissy face.

Testimonial: “I was worried this was going to become another failed romance. Turns out, we just didn’t take enough photobooth pics. If you don’t want to be shoved in a small space together and take a series of funny face pics, then it’s not meant to be.”

Relationships are solved by coming together despite differences in a coffin-like space. So photobooth photoshoots are the perfect indicator for all kinds of relationships. Why ELSE do you think your local bar is setting up that machine and charging you $5? For profit? HAHAHA. Good one.

4 photos. 1 heart.

BONUS BONUS Tip: If you collect enough photobooth photoshoots, your hipster street cred will rise 1 point. That’s enough for 2 free picklebacks at the bar!

Take our advice, kids.