December 16, 2011
        tags: Donal Trump. Ladiez Home Journal. Ladiez Luncheon. politics. debate. $.
From The Desk of LadiezHJ: Why we cancelled the “great luncheon”.. Donald Trump is doing a fun bit these days called “Look at me I’m over here, with $$.” In which political criticism leads to rambling leads to indecisiveness leads to doing whatever the fuck he wants anyway. We can totally relate to that. And you know why? Because a terrible thing is happening. People can’t stand breakfast and they can’t stand dinner. Now, we have a Ladiez Luncheon Wednesday coming up and only two people are showing up, our roommate and our other roommate, and I give them both a lot of credit because they have the guts to come. But a lot of them aren’t coming because we are hosts and they think we might be a guest at someone else’s luncheon and that would be a conflict of host-interest. Something we can’t do now because of equal popularity, we have a big party and you’re not allowed to have it because it’s an equal popularity provision and it’s very unfair that other friends and socialites can be at all these parties and fly around using their unlimited public transportation pass and we can’t because we run this blog called LadiezHJ. And it’s really just the best journal with the letter “Z” in it’s name. By the end of May, when we’re tired of writing about ladiez things, we’ll be able to do whatever we want and we could go to as many parties, even though your friend’s sister doesn’t want us to come because we always bring the best stuffed mushroom appetizer. And we also dance better than the general population. And at the end it’s all just impossible. They want us to announce that we won’t go to other social events and dinners and potlucks and WE WON’T DO THAT. Because if the National Good Time Association picks the wrong person to honor as “Best Wednesday Fun Party” we, in fact, would seriously consider running. In fact, we already had our financial disclosure form made and we’re printing it in the to-be-released LHJ cookbook “Ladiez Luncheon Wednesday: A Practical Guide to Fun Parties,” because we’re so proud of the job we’ve done. We won’t agree not to go to other parties, or host other ground-breaking discussions. So we’ve decided to cancel Ladiez Luncheon Wednesday. We won’t give up on the possibility of not not doing it. We just don’t think it’s fair to us, to the country, to all of the millions of people that are following what we say because they are tired of having this internet being ripped off by China. Wait, hold on. We’ve confused ourselves. Why aren’t we throwing this luncheon again? Maybe we should just do it. We’re scheduling Ladiez Luncheon Wednesday for next Wednesday.

From The Desk of LadiezHJ: Why we cancelled the “great luncheon”..

Donald Trump is doing a fun bit these days called “Look at me I’m over here, with $$.” In which political criticism leads to rambling leads to indecisiveness leads to doing whatever the fuck he wants anyway.

We can totally relate to that.

And you know why? Because a terrible thing is happening. People can’t stand breakfast and they can’t stand dinner. Now, we have a Ladiez Luncheon Wednesday coming up and only two people are showing up, our roommate and our other roommate, and I give them both a lot of credit because they have the guts to come.

But a lot of them aren’t coming because we are hosts and they think we might be a guest at someone else’s luncheon and that would be a conflict of host-interest. Something we can’t do now because of equal popularity, we have a big party and you’re not allowed to have it because it’s an equal popularity provision and it’s very unfair that other friends and socialites can be at all these parties and fly around using their unlimited public transportation pass and we can’t because we run this blog called LadiezHJ. And it’s really just the best journal with the letter “Z” in it’s name. By the end of May, when we’re tired of writing about ladiez things, we’ll be able to do whatever we want and we could go to as many parties, even though your friend’s sister doesn’t want us to come because we always bring the best stuffed mushroom appetizer. And we also dance better than the general population. And at the end it’s all just impossible.

They want us to announce that we won’t go to other social events and dinners and potlucks and WE WON’T DO THAT. Because if the National Good Time Association picks the wrong person to honor as “Best Wednesday Fun Party” we, in fact, would seriously consider running. In fact, we already had our financial disclosure form made and we’re printing it in the to-be-released LHJ cookbook “Ladiez Luncheon Wednesday: A Practical Guide to Fun Parties,” because we’re so proud of the job we’ve done. We won’t agree not to go to other parties, or host other ground-breaking discussions. So we’ve decided to cancel Ladiez Luncheon Wednesday. We won’t give up on the possibility of not not doing it. We just don’t think it’s fair to us, to the country, to all of the millions of people that are following what we say because they are tired of having this internet being ripped off by China.

Wait, hold on. We’ve confused ourselves. Why aren’t we throwing this luncheon again? Maybe we should just do it.

We’re scheduling Ladiez Luncheon Wednesday for next Wednesday.

  1. kkapples reblogged this from ladiezhomejournal and added:
    reminded LadiezHJ...rethink hosting a few things.
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