Awesome Hallowlady Costumes: Day 4 

So perhaps you tend towards the dramatic––well if you want to stretch your acting muscles, have we got the Hallowlady costume for you. Call it an Inception, if you will. Call it a Catch Me If You Can. Call it a To Kill a Mockingbird. Actually you can ‘call’ it whatever you want, because none of those make sense. We’re calling it like it is, because this is a noses-to-the-grindstone, single-mother, too-smart-for-the-secretary-pool Hallowlady costume:

Julia Roberts AS Erin Brockovich

The Look: Doing WERQ. Oscar award-winning, litigating WERQ.

Construction: Pencil skirts, tank tops circa Contempo Casuals, red curly hair, 1,000-watt Hollywood XL Mouth smile, cleavage (3 push up bras or check in aisle 10 next to butt cracks).

Behavior: Question EVERYTHING and EVERYONE about POISON and challenge the MAN. Then retire to your trailer to regroup for the next scene. (Double check for trailer permits, finding parking at these city Halloween parties is rough.)

Choice Sayings for Authentic Party Interactions:
“How can you be partying? There are people out there dying. CUT CUT. Let’s do that again.”
“Hey you, over there, with the iPod. Keep that turned down. This is my moment, so I’m going to be up here talking for a while. Hahahahahahaaa.”
“How did I get this jungle juice so fast? Seeing as how I have no brains or party expertise, I just went out into the other room and performed sexual favors. 51 blowjobs in 15 minutes…I’m really quite tired.”

BONUS ACCESSORY: Try to get your hands on a real life baby. One that works in the film biz.

BONUS BONUS ACCESSORY: Try to get one of your friends to dress up as Aaaron Eckhart  as rough-around-the-edges love interest George.