January 2011
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LHJ Has a Celebrity-Endorsed Product-Driven Moment...
We really really tried not to write about Lady Gaga, and we’ve done a really good job so far. We understand the concept of media oversaturation (biz lingo) and right now she’s the poster child. Meat dresses, blackface/ganguro, Gnomeo & Juliet…how can she not be in the papers. So we’ve steered clear.
But Gaga, when you start jumping into our area of expertise,...
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How to Treat a Lady: Pleasure Her Eyeballs and...
Hello. This is awesome.
TOLD YA
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LHJ Demands for the State of the Union Address
OK, so we’ve all been feeling various feelings about the current political/economic/social landscape in this country. Luckily for us, the Prez is going to get up and talk about important stuff tonight. And luckily for HIM, Ladiez Home Journal has assembled the key-est of key points to cover:
1. We haven’t been getting enough details about the Obamas’ down time.
What did they...
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Horrorscopes: What do we do NOW!?
YOU GUYS, it’s Friday and we’re really upset! Like, really mad! Now, we don’t know what you used to do on the weekends, but we used to hit the clubs and pick up mad chicks/dudes/robots. This horoscope shift is ruining everything.
So the astrologers have known about these celestial changes for years and years. Still, everybody is all up in arms over the potential damage...
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Ladiez Luncheon Wednesday: No Really, You Should...
This week’s Ladiez Luncheon mailbag was brimming with questions, half about sex with magical creatures, the other half about racism. Oh and two about vampires. Cool it, guys, with the Vampire Diaries.
Many asked why we are giving JC Davies such prestigious attention with LHJ awards. Listen- we know she still has some work to do. For example, she’s still using old racial tropes that just...
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Mercury Rising On My Creature Fever
If you didn’t know by now, we’re all about powerful women. Recently, we’ve been focusing on looking at lady CEOs in the biz because we want to run our own company one day and BUST some BALLS, amiright? And with that we’d like to present our very first annual Best Former Goldman CEO with a Book, Website and Blog Award to JC Davies for her ground-breaking work on “I...
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Actresses That You Really Feel Kind of Neutral...
Hey
Gawker
Stop
Feeding
The Lady-Hate Bonfire
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New Year, New Job: We Would Probably Be Pretty...
Mr. GQ,
I was referred to you by the internets, a Partner with your New York office, who informed me that the GQ Magazine is actively seeking to hire quality individuals for your Editorial Staff.
I have more than zero years of editorializing gendered stuff experience, including interning as a lady last year with the New York City office of life. I will be receiving my Master’s in...